Ahahaha——->”I’m fairly sure no editor actually read it cover-to-cover; on page four we get the sentence “Fuck fame. Allow me to tear down your allusions”… and that sets off a book just riddled with spelling errors, punctuation errors, repeated references to craft services as Kraft services and weird line breaks. On two separate occasions, entire paragraphs are actually repeated.”
Celebz are dum
Morgan Freeman Dress Up Game. MORGAN FREEMAN DRESS UP GAME.
Why would someone take the time to create this?!?
Have you ever wondered “what if there was a video game where I could dress up Morgan Freeman however I wanted?”
I went for the traditional God in Bruce Almighty look. Also,…

Jessica Simpson Wants to Send 50,000 Pairs of Shoes to Haiti
Jessica, the last thing the people of Haiti need is a 50,000 pair shipment of ‘fuck me’ heels.
Sounds and looks like something weird pulled from the BBC show “Look Around You”
John Edwards Has a Sex Tape! Yes that John Edwards.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(via ronworkman)
Best Larry Platt 'Pants On The Ground' Remixes
Saved for later (I probably can’t get away with watching this at work)
I like that they’re making good use of the studio lot while they still have it.
This is from January 15’s Tonight Show; Conan on his way to work.
Definitely my favorite bit from the late night shake up stuff.

3.) Fantasia’s daughter
Stank eye and fanning herself with cash.

jgh2:
OK I know this is terrible but someone posted it on ONTD and it made me cry laughing. Seriously, this macro has made my day. Dexter reference FTW.


