Celebz are dum

Famous People: They do some crazy sh*t. Hi. I'm Marissa. I find celebrity culture odd, yet I can't look away. I come across lots of amusing pics and entertainment stories. Hopefully you'll be amused also.
Jul 02
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No way in hell is that Shakira!  Girl, what happened to your face?!  I mean, she looks pretty and all, but that is just not her.
No way in hell is that Shakira!  Girl, what happened to your face?!  I mean, she looks pretty and all, but that is just not her.
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My favorite photo so far today Al Sharpton gets down at Apollo MJ tribute | The Daily Fix

My favorite photo so far today

Al Sharpton gets down at Apollo MJ tribute | The Daily Fix

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That pope line kills, especially if you look at the picture - He kind of does look like a hip hop pope! ryandestroys: Wait a second, really? Most successful artist ever?

That pope line kills, especially if you look at the picture - He kind of does look like a hip hop pope!

ryandestroys:

Wait a second, really? Most successful artist ever?
Jun 30
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My favorite post of the day: Busty British party babe Jodie Marsh (30), wearing only a glorified vest, hit the scene at Mansion in Dublin, Ireland. Most Yanks probably don’t know much about this chick, but here’s all you need to know: If Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson got together and made a slutty baby, it’d look a whole heck of a lot like Jodie Marsh. (via Jodie Marsh’s tits mesmerize snakes | The Daily Fix)

My favorite post of the day:

Busty British party babe Jodie Marsh (30), wearing only a glorified vest, hit the scene at Mansion in Dublin, Ireland. Most Yanks probably don’t know much about this chick, but here’s all you need to know: If Paris Hilton and Jenna Jameson got together and made a slutty baby, it’d look a whole heck of a lot like Jodie Marsh. (via Jodie Marsh’s tits mesmerize snakes | The Daily Fix)

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» www.LaughYourDickOff.com

This is amazing.  I don’t even have a dick and I STILL just laughed it off.

azizisbored:

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I used the word ‘camel toe’ at least twice during today’s updates.  I should win an award.  Favorite post from today: Donning her gayest get-up, a multi-colored Solange Knowles performed at the 39th Annual LGBT Pride Parade on Sunday (June 28). Wrapped head to camel toe in a rainbow, Beyonce’s younger, less famous sis belted out her breezy R & B “hits” for the crowd of out and proud revelers. (via Solange Knowles shows where babies come from at the San Francisco Pride Parade | The Daily Fix)

I used the word ‘camel toe’ at least twice during today’s updates.  I should win an award.  Favorite post from today:

Donning her gayest get-up, a multi-colored Solange Knowles performed at the 39th Annual LGBT Pride Parade on Sunday (June 28). Wrapped head to camel toe in a rainbow, Beyonce’s younger, less famous sis belted out her breezy R & B “hits” for the crowd of out and proud revelers. (via Solange Knowles shows where babies come from at the San Francisco Pride Parade | The Daily Fix)

Jun 29
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My favorite post of the day: Celebrating her 23rd birthday a bit early, Lindsay Lohan took over the Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Vegas on Saturday. The famous coke-sniffing, panty-dropping redhead used the time to also promote her spray tan-in-a-can, Sevin Nyne. We hate to say it, but Lindz you may have missed a spot. (via Lindsay and her firecrotch celebrate another year of hard living in Vegas | The Daily Fix)

My favorite post of the day:

Celebrating her 23rd birthday a bit early, Lindsay Lohan took over the Wet Republic at the MGM Grand in Vegas on Saturday. The famous coke-sniffing, panty-dropping redhead used the time to also promote her spray tan-in-a-can, Sevin Nyne. We hate to say it, but Lindz you may have missed a spot. (via Lindsay and her firecrotch celebrate another year of hard living in Vegas | The Daily Fix)

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I wish this were a real movie!

It’s just a clip from last night’s BET Awards…

Jun 26
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My friend DavidJr.com hits on Whitney Port from MTV’s “The City”
Jun 23
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Dakota Fanning gets her first period on the set of “The Runaways” kidding…kidding…it’s just the magic of the movies!

Dakota Fanning gets her first period on the set of “The Runaways”

kidding…kidding…it’s just the magic of the movies!