Sometimes it’s the most mundane stuff that makes you feel like an adult. I just bought my first set of knives that aren’t hand-me-downs, and that cost over $30. I can’t wait to start slicing and dicing!
Still, in the same purchase, I also got this for the sole purpose of my own amusement (and to freak out the cats):
“It also wouldn’t hurt to revamp the design on the site so it doesn’t read so “GeoCities from 1999”.”—A actual sentence from an actual email I sent at work today. You want the truth? You (probably) can’t handle the truth.