The Video Prince Doesn't Want You to See →
TL;DR Family puts up 29 second clip on YouTube of baby learning how to walk and dancing. A Prince song plays somewhere in the house. Prince personally surfs YouTube and demands the clip be taken down. Family says this is ridic and fights back. Prince eats babies.(source)
This currently single A list film actor was making frantic calls all around town yesterday because when he returned home after being evacuated, he noticed that his DVD collection was gone. Not that big of a deal except that some of the DVD’s were made at home, and made when the actor was naked, and made while having sex with men and women, often at the same time. It’s not a secret he...
Britney's new album on The Leak →
I’m checking this shit out right now and you can too for the next week. (C’mon, you know you wanna.)
Now we have people literally from sex tapes getting together, I’m...– – Jon Stewart, commenting on the marriage between Pam Anderson and Rick Solomon, on The Daily Show
Demetri Martin is getting his own show on Comedy... →
Hey Justin, this is for you.
Eva Longoria’s sex tape
britney lost custody! Beth beat me to it, but I’ll add: someone needs to seriously watch over Britney’s mental health at this time. This may just be the straw that slices the camel’s wrists…or something like that.