Celebz are dum: Archive

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3-year-old explains the Eliot Spitzer scandal

Mar 28th

“We make web videos for Jesus.”

– -Miley Cyrus, on what inspires her, on her video blog See Miley’s crappy YouTubes vids here.

Mar 28th

I unashamedly love the Counting Crows. Their...

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“I really have no idea if anyone ever shoved it up the shitter. I’m not...”

– Keith Richards on Mick Jagger’s sexuality

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“Dare we hope? The paparazzi are over Britney Spears, a top photo agency head...”

– Side Dish: Paparazzi over Britney

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Ex-'American Idol'-ist Josiah Leming nails major...

He’s gone from living in his car to having a record deal in the span of six months. Morristown teenager Josiah Leming — forever known as the kid living out of his car on “American Idol” season 7 — has signed with Warner Bros. records. (source) *** Yay! He was my favorite!

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Celebrity sex tape challenge

Sadly, I can’t think of any I wouldn’t want to see for one reason or another. Celebrity sex tapes combine 2 things that almost everyone thinks and talks about: pop culture and sex. And I guarantee if Rosie had a sex tape, I’d be tumbling the shit out of it. johnbrissenden: My friend H and I were recently playing that old childhood favourite, The Celebrity Sex Tape You’d Least...

Mar 20th

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I wonder if the people from Ryan’s record label keep tabs on all the hilarious stuff he’s blogging, and get a little worried. I definitely hope his next album has some fleetwood mac n cheese in there, because it’s obviously what the people want. ryanadams: Before the Montego Bay Blues and Cornbread Cookoff in Deerhoof Kansas, Utah, 1986.

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Lil’ Jon helps Eliot Spitzer overcome his addiction to pussy. (via Funny or Die) If you’re at work, you might wanna save this for later.

Mar 19th

“Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and...”

– Sarah Jessica Parker in response to being voted Maxim’s “World’s Unsexiest Woman.” I’m glad she said something about it. There’s nothing but malice in a list like this and it’s quite unnecessary. The part about her husband being affected really struck me,...

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