Celebz are dum

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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer I’m actually kinda...
May 1st

I can't keep up with this shit, I give...

Mariah Carey isn’t just engaged — she’s married! Latina magazine is reporting that they...
May 1st
“Which celebrity dad is just as rebellious as his starlet...”
— JUST ASKING - New York Post ...
May 1st
Mimi’s Secondhand Goods I stand corrected! Apparently...
May 1st
can it be true? if so, do i care?
May 1st
Snap Judgment: Clay Aiken’s Eyebrows Are Quite...
May 1st
“I think it’s hot. When I was 15, I was doing...
May 1st
As you know, Lindsay Lohan starred in a movie about Mark...
May 1st
She’s an NYC hipster who wears ugly clothes. Although I think I heard she made a movie not...
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
Crappy actress makes a crappy song which gets made into a crappy music video. This is a complete...
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
If it’s on TV and it’s entertaining, it counts as entertainment news, right? No? Oh...
Apr 30th
Warch Watch
So Paula was extra crazy tonight on Idol. More confused than usual on at least 2 instances that I...
Apr 30th
Hulk Hogan Oils Up His Daughter’s Butt Ew. Why would...
Apr 29th
Miley Cyrus is Sorry Me:  It wouldn’t be so bad if...
Apr 28th
Patriotic PDA with Spencer and Heidi Doin’ it for our...
Apr 28th
Apr 28th
If you like porn as much as you like current politics, maybe...
Apr 25th
Carmen Electra engaged to some douche bag who plays guitar...
Apr 25th
“I’m thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings...
Apr 25th
Warch Watch
Hugh Laurie in a Spanish Schweppes Tonic ad. They dubbed his voice and it’s hilarious. ...
Apr 25th
Have hair extensions taken a toll on Naomi Campbell’s...
Apr 24th

Jamie Lynn hurls watching pregnancy vid

“Lynne was trying to be helpful,” a source tells Star. “She wanted to show Jamie...
Apr 24th
I’m not surprised she was voted sexiest because she...
Apr 24th
“I read somewhere I’m homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through...”
— Which gangsta rapper spit...
Apr 23rd
Hilary Duff’s Wears Really Short Shorts Oh Hilary! It looks...
Apr 23rd
Warch Watch
“Smell Yo Dick” by Riskay This sounds like any other broken-hearted R&B song until...
Apr 23rd
Finally a full body shot of that sleeve John Mayer recently...
Apr 23rd
She may be an international movie star, but this impudent...
Apr 22nd
Bright Eyes man reveals solo album details Uh, isn’t...
Apr 22nd
I love it when random celebrities get together to do it.  ...
Apr 22nd
Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are Gross Making a damn mess...
Apr 22nd

Colbert talks about Obama

Larry King: Give me your assessment of Barack Obama. Where he's come from, what he's done, what he's accomplished. He is a political phenomena.
Stephen Colbert: He's an inspiring candidate. And he's got the young people out there just eating out of the palm of his hand. He's passing his hope bong around the drum circle of young America.
Larry King: His what?
Stephen Colbert: His hope bong, Larry. He's inviting people to take deep tokes off of his bong packed with hope.
(via anthonydever)
Larry is so out of touch, it's like talking to someone's grandpa. Only Larry is America's grandpa who is supposed to be up on current events for his job. Could you even imagine talking about bongs with your grandpa?
Apr 22nd
When’s the right time for a young starlet to flash her...
Apr 21st
Devendra Banhart in Love With Natalie Portman Whoa, first...
Apr 20th
Heidi Montag to make an even bigger ass out of herself ...
Apr 20th
Jenna Jameson needs to stop letting drag queens do her...
Apr 20th
Scarlett Johansson has blasted Lindsay Lohan and Paris...
Apr 20th
Ricky Gervais—comedy god—in today’s...
Apr 20th
“There’s a lot of political undertones against...
Apr 18th
Warch Watch
Shake your poak chops [not a typo] / twerk yo hamhocks / throw dem butterbeans / you just a country...
Apr 17th
“I think people are learning to actually aspire to be...
Apr 17th
This reminds me… Justin, you need to update...
Apr 17th
The Simpson sisters’ dad-ager, Joe Simpson, is trying...
Apr 17th

Danny DeVito's Gonna Get Me Drunk

So tonight I’m mixing up some tasty, summertime (we’re almost there, right?) drinks...
Apr 16th
“I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s...
Apr 16th
“Rupert Grint, who plays Ron Weasley in the wizard movies,...”
— Rupert won’t Grint and bear LA...
Apr 16th

females 18-34 demo tv ratings

And what are men watching? It’s not all PBS and BBC news. And if women didn’t watch...
Apr 16th
Warch Watch
“The Mclovin’ Fund”
Apr 15th
Picture of John’s New Tattoo Sleeve Whoa, it looks...
Apr 14th
Babysitting drives Amy Winehouse to drink Damn bitch,...
Apr 14th
I think the thing I miss most about The Price Is Right is...
Apr 11th
No One Wants To Be Paris Hilton's Friend
Apr 11th
Warch Watch
If Gossip Girl really is this dirty, maybe I should be tuning in…
Apr 11th
Wow, this hairdo is….shiney. Still does not distract...
Apr 11th
Rihanna’s new tat reminds me of a rat tail Oh god, I...
Apr 11th
Warch Watch
I can’t help but laugh along with Elijah’s monkey laugh.  hatstamp: bakeurfaceoff: ...
Apr 10th

Serious celebrity bewbz

Justin: yes! lindsay is going to be a serious actress like jessica simpson!
Justin: aka boobies
Me: like we haven't already seen her "serious acting chops" before
Me: i also mean her boobies
Apr 10th
Notice Danny DeVito’s name on that bottle of...
Apr 10th
Karl Lagerfeld makes an appearance in the new Grand Theft...
Apr 10th
Most unappealling celebrity cleavage ever. Yuck!
Apr 9th
“Even when you’re about to breastfeed, we get...
Apr 9th
“Which A-lister toked up with his younger co-star during...”
— NY Daily News
Apr 9th
Corey Haim's Official Website
Apr 9th
Star magazine reports that the singer and reality show...
Apr 8th
‘PROJECT RUNWAY’ CATWALKS TO LIFETIME Whoa,...
Apr 7th
Hayden moments before devouring this baby
Apr 7th
Jessica Simpson’s been hiding a secret from us
Apr 7th
Somehow this message doesn’t really jibe with their...
Apr 3rd
Some dude oiling up Gisele Bundchen’s booty for a...
Apr 3rd
PEOPLE & Oprah Exclusive: The Pregnant Man...
Apr 3rd
Best original screenplay for the 2011 Oscars?  samreich: ...
Apr 3rd
Mena Suvari takes her phat white girl booty out to the...
Apr 2nd
Warch Watch
Lindsay Lohan poking fun at herself.
Apr 2nd
Kanye West gets in on the travel industry. I really...
Apr 2nd
“I was very honored to be called a feminist hero,” Heidi...
Apr 1st