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Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer I’m actually kinda...

I can't keep up with this shit, I give...

Mariah Carey isn’t just engaged — she’s married! Latina magazine is reporting that they...

“Which celebrity dad is just as rebellious as his starlet...”
— JUST ASKING - New York Post ...

Mimi’s Secondhand Goods I stand corrected! Apparently...

can it be true? if so, do i care?

Snap Judgment: Clay Aiken’s Eyebrows Are Quite...

“I think it’s hot. When I was 15, I was doing...

As you know, Lindsay Lohan starred in a movie about Mark...

She’s an NYC hipster who wears ugly clothes. Although I think I heard she made a movie not...

Crappy actress makes a crappy song which gets made into a crappy music video. This is a complete...

If it’s on TV and it’s entertaining, it counts as entertainment news, right? No? Oh...

So Paula was extra crazy tonight on Idol. More confused than usual on at least 2 instances that I...

Hulk Hogan Oils Up His Daughter’s Butt Ew. Why would...

Miley Cyrus is Sorry Me: It wouldn’t be so bad if...

Patriotic PDA with Spencer and Heidi Doin’ it for our...

If you like porn as much as you like current politics, maybe...

Carmen Electra engaged to some douche bag who plays guitar...

“I’m thrilled to be anywhere with high ratings...

Hugh Laurie in a Spanish Schweppes Tonic ad. They dubbed his voice and it’s hilarious. ...

Have hair extensions taken a toll on Naomi Campbell’s...

Jamie Lynn hurls watching pregnancy vid

“Lynne was trying to be helpful,” a source tells Star. “She wanted to show Jamie...

I’m not surprised she was voted sexiest because she...

“I read somewhere I’m homophobic, shiiiiit. Go through...”
— Which gangsta rapper spit...

Hilary Duff’s Wears Really Short Shorts Oh Hilary! It looks...

“Smell Yo Dick” by Riskay This sounds like any other broken-hearted R&B song until...

Finally a full body shot of that sleeve John Mayer recently...

She may be an international movie star, but this impudent...

Bright Eyes man reveals solo album details Uh, isn’t...

I love it when random celebrities get together to do it. ...

Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo are Gross Making a damn mess...

Colbert talks about Obama

Larry King: Give me your assessment of Barack Obama. Where he's come from, what he's done, what he's accomplished. He is a political phenomena.
Stephen Colbert: He's an inspiring candidate. And he's got the young people out there just eating out of the palm of his hand. He's passing his hope bong around the drum circle of young America.
Larry King: His what?
Stephen Colbert: His hope bong, Larry. He's inviting people to take deep tokes off of his bong packed with hope.
(via anthonydever)
Larry is so out of touch, it's like talking to someone's grandpa. Only Larry is America's grandpa who is supposed to be up on current events for his job. Could you even imagine talking about bongs with your grandpa?

When’s the right time for a young starlet to flash her...

Devendra Banhart in Love With Natalie Portman Whoa, first...

Heidi Montag to make an even bigger ass out of herself ...

Jenna Jameson needs to stop letting drag queens do her...

Scarlett Johansson has blasted Lindsay Lohan and Paris...

Ricky Gervais—comedy god—in today’s...

“There’s a lot of political undertones against...

Shake your poak chops [not a typo] / twerk yo hamhocks / throw dem butterbeans / you just a country...

“I think people are learning to actually aspire to be...

This reminds me… Justin, you need to update...

The Simpson sisters’ dad-ager, Joe Simpson, is trying...

Danny DeVito's Gonna Get Me Drunk

So tonight I’m mixing up some tasty, summertime (we’re almost there, right?) drinks...

“I would not want [Kim’s butt] - it’s...

“Rupert Grint, who plays Ron Weasley in the wizard movies,...”
— Rupert won’t Grint and bear LA...

females 18-34 demo tv ratings

And what are men watching? It’s not all PBS and BBC news. And if women didn’t watch...

“The Mclovin’ Fund”

Picture of John’s New Tattoo Sleeve Whoa, it looks...

Babysitting drives Amy Winehouse to drink Damn bitch,...

I think the thing I miss most about The Price Is Right is...

No One Wants To Be Paris Hilton's Friend

If Gossip Girl really is this dirty, maybe I should be tuning in…

Wow, this hairdo is….shiney. Still does not distract...

Rihanna’s new tat reminds me of a rat tail Oh god, I...

I can’t help but laugh along with Elijah’s monkey laugh. hatstamp: bakeurfaceoff: ...

Serious celebrity bewbz

Justin: yes! lindsay is going to be a serious actress like jessica simpson!
Justin: aka boobies
Me: like we haven't already seen her "serious acting chops" before
Me: i also mean her boobies

Notice Danny DeVito’s name on that bottle of...

Karl Lagerfeld makes an appearance in the new Grand Theft...

Most unappealling celebrity cleavage ever. Yuck!

“Even when you’re about to breastfeed, we get...

“Which A-lister toked up with his younger co-star during...”
— NY Daily News

Corey Haim's Official Website

Star magazine reports that the singer and reality show...

‘PROJECT RUNWAY’ CATWALKS TO LIFETIME Whoa,...

Hayden moments before devouring this baby

Jessica Simpson’s been hiding a secret from us

Somehow this message doesn’t really jibe with their...

Some dude oiling up Gisele Bundchen’s booty for a...

PEOPLE & Oprah Exclusive: The Pregnant Man...

Best original screenplay for the 2011 Oscars? samreich: ...

Mena Suvari takes her phat white girl booty out to the...

Lindsay Lohan poking fun at herself.

Kanye West gets in on the travel industry. I really...

“I was very honored to be called a feminist hero,” Heidi...