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Amy Winehouse looking a hot mess I am convinced that Amy...

I remember seeing this in the art house theater in St....

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Blender: Do you ever pick a subject at random [out of the encyclopedia] and learn all about it?
Lil Wayne: No. I’m a millionaire.
Blender: What’s that mean? Millionaires still have things they can learn!
Lil Wayne: Are you a millionaire? No. So don’t tell me what millionaires do.
Source: blender.com/LilWayneThereIsNoneHigher/articles/39237.aspx

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oh fuck. i know who it's gonna be!

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Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50 Totally...

Danny Bonaduce works from home, and you can too!

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Mayer and Aniston to tie the knot Uh huh…I’ll...

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Rachel Bilson’s part boot, part sandal is a total NO

The Gute hopes you slip on a banana peel, paparazzi!