July 2011
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June 2011
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Jun 30th
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Jun 30th
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Jun 29th
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#7. JAMES DEEN - "A porn actor."
This interview reads like fanfic - thumbs up for that! 100interviews: “I’m just gonna go to his house,” I told a few people when they asked where I’d be interviewing James Deen. I tried to seem as casual as possible. The responses ranged from people thinking I was walking into a rape-trap, to wrinkled noses, to one friend who was convinced we were going to hook up. His assumption wasn’t...
Jun 29th
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Baked beans, y’all. No better side dish for summer! I always get compliments on this recipe when I bring it along to cookouts. Without further ado, here’s my fail proof recipe for beans: 16oz Original Beans + 1/4 cup BBQ sauce + a handful of brown sugar (give or take). Adjust accordingly for bigger batches of beans. I used to bake them in the oven, but I am honestly too lazy for...
Jun 29th
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Jun 28th
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I'm on my own for dinner tonight...
And I’ve already had my go-to single lady meal of spaghetti for lunch. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT NOW???
Jun 28th
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Jun 28th
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Yes, yes, I am still watching the Bachelorette
I love that Bachelorette Ashley’s bff (also named Ashley) is blogging this season’s episodes on Tumblr. So insidery! Some of her stuff really makes me laugh, too. Case-in-point, this screen cap below: saynotocosmo: Ashley wears a hot dress to the Cocktail Party that miraculously gives her boobies!  Her boobies are not enough to distract the boys from getting angry that she saw...
Jun 28th
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suchacard asked: Do you have a recipe for your limeade? I'm so on board with this. I wonder how the cherry flavour could be made stronger.. maybe pulverize them a little? - your new fan
Jun 28th
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“Kicking off her presidential campaign in Waterloo, Iowa, Michele Bachmann...”
– Bachmann Compares Self to Gay Rapist Clown Serial Killer (via prestia) I am sorry, but this is cracking me up.
Jun 27th
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People who use a pic of their kid as their profile...
No.
Jun 22nd
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Hello, Weekend!
Jun 17th
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actioncalvin asked: What is Rick Moranis up to?!
Jun 17th
justin asked: what is kim kardashian up to ??????
Jun 17th
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Who keeps reblogging my booze glamour shots into a...
I get notes on stuff, but I can’t see any actual reblogs or comments…this means it’s some secret-pants poster, right? Secrets don’t make friends. :(
Jun 16th
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Jun 16th
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My attempt at cherry-infused vodka
A couple months ago, a friend was raving about a cherry vodka limeade she had at a local restaurant. That sounded like a delish summer drink, and ever since then I was determined to infuse my own cherry vodka and re-create the drink at home. Unfortunately, cherries weren’t exactly in season in March. So I was forced to wait. Then, while picking up some things at the market yesterday, I...
Jun 16th
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Jun 15th
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Jun 15th
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Spend 30 minutes googling Scotch to send to Dad...
…Realize shipping booze ain’t exactly cheap and then give up. Man, shopping for Father’s Day last minute is HARD. Think I’ll just give Mom money to buy some nice booze for dad instead.
Jun 15th
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gold-notebook: ““this bitch went to Disney for her honeymoon (of course! I could write a whole fucking book on assholes who go to Disney for their honeymoon) and wore white mouse ears with a bridal veil and a rhinestone-encrusted “Bride” tank the WHOLE TIME.” Going to Disney for honeymoon when you have the opportunity or excuse to travel around the world is like wearing a rhinestone-encrusted...
Jun 15th
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Jun 14th
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Samuel L. Jackson reads Go the F--k to Sleep... →
You MUST click over to hear the sample passage. MUST! otarsus: Available FREE today. Truly, this is the future.
Jun 14th
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