Celebz are dum

Famous People: They do some crazy sh*t. Hi. I'm Marissa. I find celebrity culture odd, yet I can't look away. I come across lots of amusing pics and entertainment stories. Hopefully you'll be amused also.
Dec 15
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Lonely Island - Santana DVX

The more I listen to this song, the more it makes me laugh. And I’m sure you’re curious what Santana champagne looks like, so here ya go.

Dec 03
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This bish just turned 17 and she already has a tattoo? I guess since her parents let her pole dance on TV at 16, it’s not a big deal getting inked at 17.
miley’s new tattoo (more pics at source)

This bish just turned 17 and she already has a tattoo? I guess since her parents let her pole dance on TV at 16, it’s not a big deal getting inked at 17.

miley’s new tattoo (more pics at source)

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Allison Iraheta from American Idol goes into Best Buy to buy her album? Boring!

Big black dude loses his shit over Allison Iraheta, claiming he voted for her on Idol? Golden.

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Look at these fucking hipsters….

But seriously, they know how to throw a rad concert, so I won’t make too much fun.

yourpalmal:

The new Apes & Androids video “Golden Prize” has finally crawled out of the dark cage its been stuck in to see a little sunlight.  The guys from That-Go (who won the Thunderheist video challenge then blew the internet’s brains out of the water with their follow-up Nathalie Portman’s Shaved Head trip), sort of outdid themselves with this one.  Glad they finally took the password off so I can share what I’ve been having to secretly freak out about for a minute now.

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Why does Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy look like the douchey “hot guy” in an 80’s teen comedy?
ohnotheydidnt

Why does Kourtney Kardashian’s baby daddy look like the douchey “hot guy” in an 80’s teen comedy?

ohnotheydidnt

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Dec 02
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Did Luke Wilson just stop trying?

He’s even wearing an ill-fitted suit in that AT&T ad. (via jgh)

I literally screamed when they started one of the ads with a close-up on his face. That just ain’t the right thing to do to people with HD.

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Justin is master of the freeze frame during all the ridiculous TV shows I watch. (via justin)

Justin is master of the freeze frame during all the ridiculous TV shows I watch. (via justin)

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I saw this bish on my street looking for a place to eat lunch yesterday. Bet she only ordered salad and lean protein wherever she ended up. *yawn*
jgh:

God, she’s hot.

I saw this bish on my street looking for a place to eat lunch yesterday. Bet she only ordered salad and lean protein wherever she ended up. *yawn*

jgh:

God, she’s hot.

Dec 01
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Wait, wait, how do you get all these screeners? I’m relatively sure hosting your own Internet cooking show doesn’t qualify you to become a member of the academy (no matter how yummy and awesome it is), so who do you know on the inside?
rebeccalando:

Thank you, Disney, for a Blu-Ray screener of UP!

Wait, wait, how do you get all these screeners? I’m relatively sure hosting your own Internet cooking show doesn’t qualify you to become a member of the academy (no matter how yummy and awesome it is), so who do you know on the inside?

rebeccalando:

Thank you, Disney, for a Blu-Ray screener of UP!