Celebz are dum

Famous People: They do some crazy sh*t. Hi. I'm Marissa. I find celebrity culture odd, yet I can't look away. I come across lots of amusing pics and entertainment stories. Hopefully you'll be amused also.
Oct 16
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This is the worst SNL Digital Short ever.

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Real Housewives: Kim Claims She Wears A New Wig Each Day Click through to see this crazy bitch talk about her $430/day wig habit.  For that kind of money, I’m surprised she’s only got one sugar daddy.  If I were spending that much cash on dumb shit, I’d need at least 3 sugar daddies.

Real Housewives: Kim Claims She Wears A New Wig Each Day

Click through to see this crazy bitch talk about her $430/day wig habit.  For that kind of money, I’m surprised she’s only got one sugar daddy.  If I were spending that much cash on dumb shit, I’d need at least 3 sugar daddies.

Oct 15
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Bestselling author (no really!) Katie Price pumps out new books about as often as she gets a nip and a tuck. It’s been less than 3 months since the British party girl released her last book, “Sapphire,” and next week comes her latest ghost-written masterpiece. Her newest literary achievement is a guide to style (no really!) that will help readers achieve the ‘Jordan’ look. Obviously anyone who buys this book is a complete moron. We’ll give you advice on how to look like Jordan for free: 1. Start with the deepest, richest spray tan that money can buy. 2. Start saving up! Watermelon-sized breasts and collagen-filled lips don’t grow on trees! 3. Buy long-ish T-shirts to wear as dresses . In a pinch, wear the tawdriest lingerie in your drawer. 4. Plastic stripper heels! 5. Get a drag queen to do your makeup. Aaaand, you’re done! Congratulations, that’ll be $25 and all your self dignity! (via These are the jugs of a literary genius aka Katie Price | The Daily Fix)

Bestselling author (no really!) Katie Price pumps out new books about as often as she gets a nip and a tuck. It’s been less than 3 months since the British party girl released her last book, “Sapphire,” and next week comes her latest ghost-written masterpiece.

Her newest literary achievement is a guide to style (no really!) that will help readers achieve the ‘Jordan’ look. Obviously anyone who buys this book is a complete moron. We’ll give you advice on how to look like Jordan for free:

1. Start with the deepest, richest spray tan that money can buy.

2. Start saving up! Watermelon-sized breasts and collagen-filled lips don’t grow on trees!

3. Buy long-ish T-shirts to wear as dresses . In a pinch, wear the tawdriest lingerie in your drawer.

4. Plastic stripper heels!

5. Get a drag queen to do your makeup.

Aaaand, you’re done! Congratulations, that’ll be $25 and all your self dignity! (via These are the jugs of a literary genius aka Katie Price | The Daily Fix)

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No Comment. cityrag: Say Hello To Britney’s Crotch

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cityrag: Say Hello To Britney’s Crotch

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Ignore for a moment Pamela Anderson’s bedsheet and safety pin dress, and notice the little girl who is gripping the hem of her outfit. At last week’s Hollywood Fashion Awards, Pam kept the girl closeby the entire night and bizarrely referred to the child as her ‘daughter’ despite the fact that Pam only has two sons. Is Pamela trying to make a statement on behalf of PETA about pet accessories a la Paris Hilton’s chihuahua, or is the former Baywatch babe just ahead of the fashion curve? Could it be that child slaves are the next big ‘it’ thing on the red carpet? We sure hope so! Just think of the possibilities. Ladies, never hold your own train or handbag again! Need a sip of water while smiling for the cameras? Your slave child has got you covered! Need your fix of illegal substances? Security never thinks to check children for that kind of stuff! Maybe this is the big moment that Angelina Jolie has been waiting for. For years, she’s been amassing a stable full of tiny exotic slaves and now all that hard work will pay off! There’s no doubt, if you want to be in style this winter, you’d better get your hands on a child accessory. (via Pamela flaunts tiny fashion slave | The Daily Fix)

Ignore for a moment Pamela Anderson’s bedsheet and safety pin dress, and notice the little girl who is gripping the hem of her outfit. At last week’s Hollywood Fashion Awards, Pam kept the girl closeby the entire night and bizarrely referred to the child as her ‘daughter’ despite the fact that Pam only has two sons.

Is Pamela trying to make a statement on behalf of PETA about pet accessories a la Paris Hilton’s chihuahua, or is the former Baywatch babe just ahead of the fashion curve? Could it be that child slaves are the next big ‘it’ thing on the red carpet? We sure hope so!

Just think of the possibilities. Ladies, never hold your own train or handbag again! Need a sip of water while smiling for the cameras? Your slave child has got you covered! Need your fix of illegal substances? Security never thinks to check children for that kind of stuff!

Maybe this is the big moment that Angelina Jolie has been waiting for. For years, she’s been amassing a stable full of tiny exotic slaves and now all that hard work will pay off!

There’s no doubt, if you want to be in style this winter, you’d better get your hands on a child accessory. (via Pamela flaunts tiny fashion slave | The Daily Fix)

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A closetful of homosexuals couldn’t help Mickey Rourke dress like a sane person

A closetful of homosexuals couldn’t help Mickey Rourke dress like a sane person

Oct 14
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» Hands down the funniest celeb interview I've read in a long, long time.

I know people say John Mayer is a douche, but I can’t help but sort of love the guy. Here’s what you’re getting yourself into:

What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
JM: Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse.

juliaallison:

Oh John Mayer, you saucy slag.
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Latin pop sensation Thalia was invited to perform at the White House for last night’s Fiesta Latina event, and it seems like she won’t be invited back. At least, not if Michelle Obama has anything to say about it.

During her saucy performance, Thalia got President Obama so worked up that he stood up and salsa’d with the singer while the audience, and his wife, looked on. After busting a move, onlookers say Michelle went into full-on ice queen mode and refused to speak with Barack. Move over, Bo, it looks like Obama is going to be joining you in the doghouse! (via Señor Presidente ChaChas with another woman | The Daily Fix)

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Adam Lambert is gay, gosh, why didn’t anyone tell me?!!?

Adam Lambert is gay, gosh, why didn’t anyone tell me?!!?

Oct 12
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Star Trek gag reel.

You’re welcome - PS, sorry if this has already been passed around the Tumblr-verse.  I just got home from a weekend cruise and have no idea what’s going on. (Boo, they took it down. (See it HERE)