Celebz are dum

Famous People: They do some crazy sh*t.

Hi. I'm Marissa. I find celebrity culture odd, yet I can't look away. I come across lots of amusing pics and entertainment stories. Hopefully you'll be amused also.

If you like this crazy shit, you might also enjoy the crazy things that regular people do at my other tumblr: 1000Lolz
Aug 14
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This is the sort of post I can get behind, here at CelebzAreDum! delbertshoopman: Here is a bad photoshop of what Jennifer and I look like on a red carpet… I would duck into all of her photo’s and make her laugh!! She would give me tons of kisses and say “O Del, your so crazy!!” …Then we would fly to some beach, drink a lot, and make babies!

This is the sort of post I can get behind, here at CelebzAreDum!

delbertshoopman:

Here is a bad photoshop of what Jennifer and I look like on a red carpet… I would duck into all of her photo’s and make her laugh!! She would give me tons of kisses and say “O Del, your so crazy!!” …Then we would fly to some beach, drink a lot, and make babies!
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Helena Bonham Carter’s daughter is one lucky kid I wanna ride around in a classy pram!  Looks like fun!

Helena Bonham Carter’s daughter is one lucky kid

I wanna ride around in a classy pram!  Looks like fun!

Aug 13
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It's like Doritos, that's nacho (not yo) cheese

  • Blender: Do you ever pick a subject at random [out of the encyclopedia] and learn all about it?
  • Lil Wayne: No. I’m a millionaire.
  • Blender: What’s that mean? Millionaires still have things they can learn!
  • Lil Wayne: Are you a millionaire? No. So don’t tell me what millionaires do.
  • Source: blender.com/LilWayneThereIsNoneHigher/articles/39237.aspx
Aug 12
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Paris Hilton puts on her Barbie hair and see-thru lingerie and heads to the Playboy Mansion Won’t someone tuck in her panty tag?

Paris Hilton puts on her Barbie hair and see-thru lingerie and heads to the Playboy Mansion

Won’t someone tuck in her panty tag?

Aug 11
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Wait, this isn’t supposed to be a comedy, right?? jackieheartsb: danhacker: Oh snap! Jake Gyllenhaal as the Prince of Persia! Wow… They are really stretching it this time. He looks more like Brendan Frasier in ‘Encino man’ than the Prince of Persia character. I have been waiting ever so anxiously to see how this was going to be pulled off, as I played Prince of Persia and didn’t see the connection between the hero and shy, sweet Jake. I see the connection is still a bit shaky.

Wait, this isn’t supposed to be a comedy, right??

jackieheartsb:

danhacker:

Oh snap! Jake Gyllenhaal as the Prince of Persia!

Wow… They are really stretching it this time. He looks more like Brendan Frasier in ‘Encino man’ than the Prince of Persia character.

I have been waiting ever so anxiously to see how this was going to be pulled off, as I played Prince of Persia and didn’t see the connection between the hero and shy, sweet Jake.

I see the connection is still a bit shaky.

Aug 10
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oh fuck. i know who it's gonna be!

I think it might be Samuel Jackson.  Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes both appear with Jackson in an upcoming movie called “Soul Men”.  It must have a curse on it!

superdoofus-stratodrive:

it’ll be winona ryder. she’s next on death’s list, mark my words.

and think about it: bernie mac, issac hayes, and winona ryder. it’s the way it shall be; that way and no other such way.

Aug 09
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Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50  Totally sad news to wake up to.

Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50 

Totally sad news to wake up to.

Aug 07
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Danny Bonaduce works from home, and you can too!
Danny Bonaduce works from home, and you can too!
Aug 06
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The Worst Blog Post of the Year Ugh! Agreed, this is beyond tacky and inappropriate.

The Worst Blog Post of the Year

Ugh! Agreed, this is beyond tacky and inappropriate.

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I would guess there’s plenty of BSG fans on Tumblr.  I am not one, however, because I am allergic to anything space-related. jgh: forwhenifeellikesharing: Also: Everyone on Tumblr seems to like Lost and Heroes (and Gossip Girl, bleck), but where is the love for Battlestar?!?! I LOVE BATTLESTAR

I would guess there’s plenty of BSG fans on Tumblr.  I am not one, however, because I am allergic to anything space-related.

jgh:

forwhenifeellikesharing:

Also: Everyone on Tumblr seems to like Lost and Heroes (and Gossip Girl, bleck), but where is the love for Battlestar?!?!

I LOVE BATTLESTAR