Celebz are dum

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt dress up as...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:15:40 -0400

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt dress up as Dorothy for Halloween

They probably wear the same size shoe.

This face will give you nightmares!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:15:38 -0400

This face will give you nightmares!

Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:19:14 -0400

Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes :

Who doesn’t love a dick joke at the dinner table?

Missed you, attention whores! Heidi and Spencer Dress as Jon and...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:35:47 -0400

Missed you, attention whores!

Heidi and Spencer Dress as Jon and Kate for Halloween

Zach Galifianakis on “Between Two Ferns”: Real...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:43:00 -0400

Zach Galifianakis on “Between Two Ferns”: Real Celebrities as Bobby Miller on “The Reel Good Show”: Internet Celebrities.

Yes?

mdfsmash:

bobbymiller:

MeMe Molly from RocketBoom.com is on the show today.

Witness young love in bloom.

Oh, and some cats too.

Full show here. You can also watch the “Directors Cut” of the sketch in HD here.

Go on with your fabulous self, bb.

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:52:29 -0400

Go on with your fabulous self, bb.

Is Lindsay wearing a tail?!

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 12:10:49 -0400

Is Lindsay wearing a tail?!

Whaaaa? Weezy is going to jail Lame. Boo. Fuck the system.

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:57:22 -0400

Whaaaa? Weezy is going to jail

Lame. Boo. Fuck the system.

Ewan goes in for the kiss He’s so dreamy!

Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:46:04 -0400

Ewan goes in for the kiss

He’s so dreamy!

This is the worst SNL Digital Short ever.

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 15:43:00 -0400

This is the worst SNL Digital Short ever.

Real Housewives: Kim Claims She Wears A New Wig Each Day Click...

Fri, 16 Oct 2009 11:47:03 -0400

Real Housewives: Kim Claims She Wears A New Wig Each Day

Click through to see this crazy bitch talk about her $430/day wig habit. For that kind of money, I’m surprised she’s only got one sugar daddy. If I were spending that much cash on dumb shit, I’d need at least 3 sugar daddies.

Bestselling author (no really!) Katie Price pumps out new books...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 21:58:00 -0400

Bestselling author (no really!) Katie Price pumps out new books about as often as she gets a nip and a tuck. It’s been less than 3 months since the British party girl released her last book, “Sapphire,” and next week comes her latest ghost-written masterpiece.

Her newest literary achievement is a guide to style (no really!) that will help readers achieve the ‘Jordan’ look. Obviously anyone who buys this book is a complete moron. We’ll give you advice on how to look like Jordan for free:

1. Start with the deepest, richest spray tan that money can buy.

2. Start saving up! Watermelon-sized breasts and collagen-filled lips don’t grow on trees!

3. Buy long-ish T-shirts to wear as dresses . In a pinch, wear the tawdriest lingerie in your drawer.

4. Plastic stripper heels!

5. Get a drag queen to do your makeup.

Aaaand, you’re done! Congratulations, that’ll be $25 and all your self dignity! (via These are the jugs of a literary genius aka Katie Price | The Daily Fix)

No Comment. cityrag: Say Hello To Britney’s Crotch

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 19:00:20 -0400

No Comment.

cityrag: Say Hello To Britney’s Crotch

Ignore for a moment Pamela Anderson’s bedsheet and safety pin...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 10:41:00 -0400

Ignore for a moment Pamela Anderson’s bedsheet and safety pin dress, and notice the little girl who is gripping the hem of her outfit. At last week’s Hollywood Fashion Awards, Pam kept the girl closeby the entire night and bizarrely referred to the child as her ‘daughter’ despite the fact that Pam only has two sons.

Is Pamela trying to make a statement on behalf of PETA about pet accessories a la Paris Hilton’s chihuahua, or is the former Baywatch babe just ahead of the fashion curve? Could it be that child slaves are the next big ‘it’ thing on the red carpet? We sure hope so!

Just think of the possibilities. Ladies, never hold your own train or handbag again! Need a sip of water while smiling for the cameras? Your slave child has got you covered! Need your fix of illegal substances? Security never thinks to check children for that kind of stuff!

Maybe this is the big moment that Angelina Jolie has been waiting for. For years, she’s been amassing a stable full of tiny exotic slaves and now all that hard work will pay off!

There’s no doubt, if you want to be in style this winter, you’d better get your hands on a child accessory. (via Pamela flaunts tiny fashion slave | The Daily Fix)

A closetful of homosexuals couldn’t help Mickey Rourke...

Thu, 15 Oct 2009 08:26:16 -0400

A closetful of homosexuals couldn’t help Mickey Rourke dress like a sane person

Hands down the funniest celeb interview I've read in a long, long time.

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 14:00:00 -0400

Hands down the funniest celeb interview I've read in a long, long time.:

I know people say John Mayer is a douche, but I can’t help but sort of love the guy. Here’s what you’re getting yourself into:

What do you think about health care? Would you take the public option?
JM: Have you ever heard me play guitar? I’m really fucking good. You know what I’m bad at? Answering questions about public health care. This is not in my wheelhouse.

juliaallison:

Oh John Mayer, you saucy slag.

Latin pop sensation Thalia was invited to perform at the White...

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 11:40:22 -0400

Latin pop sensation Thalia was invited to perform at the White House for last night’s Fiesta Latina event, and it seems like she won’t be invited back. At least, not if Michelle Obama has anything to say about it.

During her saucy performance, Thalia got President Obama so worked up that he stood up and salsa’d with the singer while the audience, and his wife, looked on. After busting a move, onlookers say Michelle went into full-on ice queen mode and refused to speak with Barack. Move over, Bo, it looks like Obama is going to be joining you in the doghouse! (via Señor Presidente ChaChas with another woman | The Daily Fix)

Adam Lambert is gay, gosh, why didn’t anyone tell me?!!?

Wed, 14 Oct 2009 09:01:13 -0400

Adam Lambert is gay, gosh, why didn’t anyone tell me?!!?

Star Trek gag reel. You’re welcome - PS, sorry if this has...

Mon, 12 Oct 2009 20:30:00 -0400

Star Trek gag reel.

You’re welcome - PS, sorry if this has already been passed around the Tumblr-verse. I just got home from a weekend cruise and have no idea what’s going on. (Boo, they took it down. (See it HERE)

The slow-mo is what kills me! azizisbored: SNL Digital Short -...

Sun, 04 Oct 2009 22:01:39 -0400

The slow-mo is what kills me!

azizisbored:

SNL Digital Short - ON THE GROUND!

Haven’t laughed this hard in a while. Excellent work from Samberg and crew.