Celebz are dum

That which has been seen, cannot be unseen. You have been...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:50:06 -0500

That which has been seen, cannot be unseen.

You have been forewarned. (Heidi and Spencer dish on their multi-orgasmic love life.)

I am embarrassed to say, this movie looks kinda cute. I’ll...

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:43:14 -0500

I am embarrassed to say, this movie looks kinda cute. I’ll download it and watch it alone, so no one really has to know.

“It’s Complicated” Trailer

Giiiirl, put that beer down!

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:40:37 -0500

Giiiirl, put that beer down!

Why Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 13:40:14 -0500

Why Breaking Dawn must be made into a movie:

“In a moment that demands to be shown on the silver screen, Edward gives Bella an emergency C-section with his fucking teeth. It’s like something out of XTro, for the love of God. It’s so horrible it’s brilliant, and this scene alone is why I remain firm in declaring that David Cronenberg must direct Breaking Dawn. This is surely his movie.”

A+

The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products The other products on...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:54:03 -0500

The 30 Most Disturbing Twilight Products

The other products on the list are disturbing. This one is just pretty funny.

Oh, Snap: Miss Gay Brazil & The Wig-Snatching Incident This...

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:41:12 -0500

Oh, Snap: Miss Gay Brazil & The Wig-Snatching Incident

This is a-mazing. Skip to :50 for the action.

Look, I was busy last night...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 09:57:50 -0500

Don’t anyone on my dashboard spoil the results of Top Model for me!

"nothing tastes as good as skinny feels."

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:53:32 -0500

“nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”

- kate moss unsurprisingly promotes weight loss (via sarazucker)

W-O-W. Not surprised in the least by Kate’s stance, but good lord that’s some sad shit. Looks like all the pro-ana web sites just got their new rallying cry. *sadface*

You know you do too many drugs when… Your freckles are...

Wed, 11 Nov 2009 22:08:58 -0500

You know you do too many drugs when…

Your freckles are bigger than your fake boobies!

All SNL skits could use 100% more of these glasses, if they want...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 21:30:00 -0500

All SNL skits could use 100% more of these glasses, if they want me to actually laugh at them.

Katt Williams sure looks happy to be in jail! Did you know he...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 18:45:53 -0500

Katt Williams sure looks happy to be in jail!

Did you know he was arrested for burglary? You do now!

A twisted visual treat! And the song will be stuck in your head...

Tue, 10 Nov 2009 17:22:38 -0500

A twisted visual treat! And the song will be stuck in your head all day!

sarazucker:

here is lady gaga’s new video for “bad romance.” the styling is ridiculous, featuring pieces from the mcqueen s/s 2010 collection (yes, even the shoes).

Spencer Pratt Considers Getting a Vasectomy A. I guffawed aloud...

Mon, 09 Nov 2009 13:54:51 -0500

Spencer Pratt Considers Getting a Vasectomy

A. I guffawed aloud at work when I read this article title in my inbox.

B. If he goes through with it, this would be Spencer’s greatest gift to the world.

The guys behind It’s Always Sunny presents DICK TOWEL...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 10:40:00 -0500

The guys behind It’s Always Sunny presents DICK TOWEL (NSFW)

You can actually buy these, the website is also must-see.

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt dress up as...

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 16:15:40 -0400

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt dress up as Dorothy for Halloween

They probably wear the same size shoe.

This face will give you nightmares!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 15:15:38 -0400

This face will give you nightmares!

Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 17:19:14 -0400

Natalie Portman & Top Chef Crew Crack Cock Jokes :

Who doesn’t love a dick joke at the dinner table?

Missed you, attention whores! Heidi and Spencer Dress as Jon and...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 16:35:47 -0400

Missed you, attention whores!

Heidi and Spencer Dress as Jon and Kate for Halloween

Zach Galifianakis on “Between Two Ferns”: Real...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 13:43:00 -0400

Zach Galifianakis on “Between Two Ferns”: Real Celebrities as Bobby Miller on “The Reel Good Show”: Internet Celebrities.

Yes?

mdfsmash:

bobbymiller:

MeMe Molly from RocketBoom.com is on the show today.

Witness young love in bloom.

Oh, and some cats too.

Full show here. You can also watch the “Directors Cut” of the sketch in HD here.

Go on with your fabulous self, bb.

Tue, 27 Oct 2009 17:52:29 -0400

Go on with your fabulous self, bb.