Celebz are dum

Checkin’ in on mama-to-be Ashlee Simpson While I think she...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 17:08:36 -0400

Checkin’ in on mama-to-be Ashlee Simpson

While I think she is waaay too young for babies, girl is looking cute and curvy.

Christina Applegate: Double Mastectomy a “Tough...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:39:28 -0400

Christina Applegate: Double Mastectomy a “Tough Choice”

I am terrified of the possibility that I will one day be faced this this sort of thing. It’s the double whammy of getting cancer and losing a part of your self-image all at once that makes it so scary. Thankfully, breast cancer has been becoming more and more survivable, and the technology for reconstruction more and more advanced.

I HATE Twitter, but I might just have to check back on this from time-to-time. soupsoup: Zach...

Tue, 19 Aug 2008 15:15:18 -0400

I HATE Twitter, but I might just have to check back on this from time-to-time.

soupsoup:

Zach Galifianakis is possibly the only reason for Twitter to exist.

Amy Winehouse looking a hot mess I am convinced that Amy died...

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 19:32:15 -0400

Amy Winehouse looking a hot mess

I am convinced that Amy died months ago and they are somehow keeping her alive with voodoo/crack laced with formaldehyde.

I remember seeing this in the art house theater in St....

Sun, 17 Aug 2008 02:56:11 -0400

I remember seeing this in the art house theater in St. Petersburg Beach, FL when i was in …middle school?/high school? I didn’t understand a word that came out of his mouth. Still, Ben is the fucking man. I love him in Gandhi and House of Sand and Fog.

soupsoup:

Ben Kingsley, Sexy Beast

YES! Danity Kane is awesome for getting ready to go out. Gonna...

Sat, 16 Aug 2008 20:56:54 -0400

YES! Danity Kane is awesome for getting ready to go out. Gonna put some on now (yes, I own the full album, jealous?)

mascarah:

Damaged - Danity Kane

Shut up, you know you know the words.

Mary-Kate Olsen’s bodyguard tells all Oh my gosh! She smoked a...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 18:55:18 -0400

Mary-Kate Olsen’s bodyguard tells all

Oh my gosh! She smoked a joint and then passed it to her friends?! She drank girly vodka drinks in highschool?! Shocking!!!

No wonder he has to work in the warehouse instead of having a...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 17:08:47 -0400

No wonder he has to work in the warehouse instead of having a cushy desk job. No one trusts drug abusers to sell paper. FYI: He was caught with meth and ecstacy, and had coke, weed and amphetamines in his system!

pauliophonic:

Darryl the warehouse guy loves hardcore drugs!

Lindsay’s looking cute… …but Sam is all like...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 12:59:26 -0400

Lindsay’s looking cute…

…but Sam is all like “back off my woman.” I wouldn’t mess with her, she looks scrappy.

Top 10 Ways to be a Gentleman Ryan Adams possibly reaching out...

Fri, 15 Aug 2008 11:57:33 -0400

Top 10 Ways to be a Gentleman

Ryan Adams possibly reaching out to Miss Mandy Moore? When they broke up, all the tabs were saying it was cause he hated theattention from the paparazzi….

I miss Ryan’s tumblr blogging. Just checked and it looks like he popped in to say hello on Wednesday!

This is the sort of post I can get behind, here at...

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 21:30:02 -0400

This is the sort of post I can get behind, here at CelebzAreDum!

delbertshoopman:

Here is a bad photoshop of what Jennifer and I look like on a red carpet… I would duck into all of her photo’s and make her laugh!! She would give me tons of kisses and say “O Del, your so crazy!!” …Then we would fly to some beach, drink a lot, and make babies!

Helena Bonham Carter’s daughter is one lucky kid I wanna...

Thu, 14 Aug 2008 12:14:00 -0400

Helena Bonham Carter’s daughter is one lucky kid

I wanna ride around in a classy pram! Looks like fun!

It's like Doritos, that's nacho (not yo) cheese

Wed, 13 Aug 2008 11:48:00 -0400

Blender: Do you ever pick a subject at random [out of the encyclopedia] and learn all about it?
Lil Wayne: No. I’m a millionaire.
Blender: What’s that mean? Millionaires still have things they can learn!
Lil Wayne: Are you a millionaire? No. So don’t tell me what millionaires do.

Source: blender.com/LilWayneThereIsNoneHigher/articles/39237.aspx

Paris Hilton puts on her Barbie hair and see-thru lingerie and...

Tue, 12 Aug 2008 19:06:23 -0400

Paris Hilton puts on her Barbie hair and see-thru lingerie and heads to the Playboy Mansion

Won’t someone tuck in her panty tag?

Wait, this isn’t supposed to be a comedy,...

Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:50:27 -0400

Wait, this isn’t supposed to be a comedy, right??

jackieheartsb:

danhacker:

Oh snap! Jake Gyllenhaal as the Prince of Persia!

Wow… They are really stretching it this time. He looks more like Brendan Frasier in ‘Encino man’ than the Prince of Persia character.

I have been waiting ever so anxiously to see how this was going to be pulled off, as I played Prince of Persia and didn’t see the connection between the hero and shy, sweet Jake.

I see the connection is still a bit shaky.

oh fuck. i know who it's gonna be!

Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:28:46 -0400

I think it might be Samuel Jackson. Bernie Mac and Isaac Hayes both appear with Jackson in an upcoming movie called “Soul Men”. It must have a curse on it!

superdoofus-stratodrive:

it’ll be winona ryder. she’s next on death’s list, mark my words.

and think about it: bernie mac, issac hayes, and winona ryder. it’s the way it shall be; that way and no other such way.

Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50 Totally sad...

Sat, 09 Aug 2008 13:28:22 -0400

Actor and comedian Bernie Mac dies at age 50

Totally sad news to wake up to.

Danny Bonaduce works from home, and you can too!

Thu, 07 Aug 2008 09:47:43 -0400

Danny Bonaduce works from home, and you can too!

The Worst Blog Post of the Year Ugh! Agreed, this is beyond...

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 12:56:31 -0400

The Worst Blog Post of the Year

Ugh! Agreed, this is beyond tacky and inappropriate.

I would guess there’s plenty of BSG fans on Tumblr. I am...

Wed, 06 Aug 2008 11:59:31 -0400

I would guess there’s plenty of BSG fans on Tumblr. I am not one, however, because I am allergic to anything space-related.

jgh:

forwhenifeellikesharing:

Also: Everyone on Tumblr seems to like Lost and Heroes (and Gossip Girl, bleck), but where is the love for Battlestar?!?!

I LOVE BATTLESTAR