Hi. I’m Marissa. This blog used to focus on making fun of celebrities, which explains the name. Like many important words, the meaning has been lost over time to emerge as something more useful to modern society than its original intent.This is likely the deepest thought that will appear on this blog henceforth. var gaJsHost = (("https:" == document.location.protocol) ? "https://ssl." : "http://www."); document.write(unescape("%3Cscript src='" + gaJsHost + "google-analytics.com/ga.js' type='text/javascript'%3E%3C/script%3E")); try { var pageTracker = _gat._getTracker("UA-7371371-2"); pageTracker._trackPageview(); } catch(err) {}Tumblr (3.0; @celebzaredum)http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3935017c1394ead0e0cebbb198e23b88/tumblr_mn40fpWGKC1qzx3zvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Curious about that ‘Fresh Cut Grass’ vodka. I think I could make that work!</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://uncrate.tumblr.com/post/50921314559/oddka-vodka">uncrate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://uncrate.com/stuff/oddka-vodka/">Oddka Vodka</a></p> </blockquote>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50924123471http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50924123471Mon, 20 May 2013 15:06:56 -0400boozeoddka<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d0be01fac7c328ff1e36b52e93ad57c8/tumblr_mn422w2cdc1qz5yjoo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>And the winner out of this list is…</p> <p>(via <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/ryanhatesthis/the-24-most-melodramatic-pieces-of-yahootumblr-fanart">The 24 Most Melodramatic Pieces Of Yahoo/Tumblr Fanart</a>)</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50923630415http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50923630415Mon, 20 May 2013 14:59:19 -0400<p>Who&#8217;s laughing at my Yahoo! email address now?</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50841174317http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50841174317Sun, 19 May 2013 15:08:32 -0400come at me brotumblrjokes<p>We&#8217;re finally going to be back in NYC next weekend, and are starting to plan our eating sched. We have a bunch of old faves that we&#8217;ll be hitting up, but would love some rec&#8217;s for new lunch/dinner spots that have opened in the last year that can&#8217;t be missed (bar suggestions also welcome!). </p> <p>Where should we eat/drink?</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50664611291http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50664611291Fri, 17 May 2013 14:17:47 -0400foodcrowdsourceNYCtraveltrips<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a603b8578578ceaa188a05a29d957093/tumblr_mmunjp2l0E1qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I am about to feed this bad boy! (at Ostrichland)</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50504747837http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50504747837Wed, 15 May 2013 13:07:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/71e817221d0e344e535f1d380db53d43/tumblr_mmrh74tVLK1qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>It’s gorgeous here! (at Nepenthe)</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50379082018http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50379082018Mon, 13 May 2013 19:57:04 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/aec7ddab12fa4fd2308882267ccd57d6/tumblr_mmrev2HSq11qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Hiking! (at Pfeiffer Big Sur State Park)</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50375241919http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50375241919Mon, 13 May 2013 19:06:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b8b9c33c0d7e3ef1eaa29a07f24dd6bd/tumblr_mmqyiaCD8Q1qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>We’re visiting Big Sur today! Always a magical time!</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50350830000http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50350830000Mon, 13 May 2013 13:13:22 -0400Big Surtravelroadtrip<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/abd17cafe8a9db628a73d837bc655e7c/tumblr_mmnxzqIPOv1qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sneak peek for Monday’s OVC video #buttload (at Indie Machines HQ)</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50215483738http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/50215483738Sat, 11 May 2013 22:09:26 -0400buttload<a href="http://stereogum.com/1327912/the-10-best-bright-eyes-songs/list/">The 10 Best Bright Eyes Songs - Stereogum</a>: <p>Just fell down a nostalgia black hole…</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48868125848http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48868125848Thu, 25 Apr 2013 15:04:39 -0400bright eyesmusic<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/cdd4513814fa49c6c2e192b08dd6a366/tumblr_mltmhdYwn41qz8x31o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff164478f92e364ae842234000bc6ac6/tumblr_mltmhdYwn41qz8x31o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00fe670ecd129d3408ce1419bd243c19/tumblr_mltmhdYwn41qz8x31o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a901124f96d66d04fb9f663a4dd08041/tumblr_mltmhdYwn41qz8x31o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e3fb6e711f5d4e4f97c81aa4eaad4cf/tumblr_mltmhdYwn41qz8x31o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/50605a7f876c6c4a4031c14d3eef39be/tumblr_mltmhdYwn41qz8x31o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/032c30baea94a61994d5d6edd980f53c/tumblr_mltmhdYwn41qz8x31o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>I laughed and laughed.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://comedycentral.tumblr.com/post/48862017449/this-was-hilarious-via-nathanfielder">comedycentral</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>This was hilarious.</p> <p>[via <a href="https://twitter.com/nathanfielder">@NathanFielder</a>]</p> </blockquote>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48863586951http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48863586951Thu, 25 Apr 2013 13:42:49 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1f9b35a298a5181087241feebb6852ad/tumblr_mlq9bjSHSP1riwetio2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f7d996b42e7ebc77bd4062c41f156fb9/tumblr_mlq9bjSHSP1riwetio1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d0de7805cc787df945487f070e438652/tumblr_mlq9bjSHSP1riwetio3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b441723a2e2cc59caca27f543476f68/tumblr_mlq9bjSHSP1riwetio4_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>I ate coleslaw and looked at some art the other day…</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slawblogger.tumblr.com/post/48720212276/ludotruck-website-locations-across-southern">slawblogger</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>LudoTruck</strong> (<a href="http://www.ludotruck.com/">website</a>)<br/>Locations across Southern California</p> <p>On Friday, we stopped by the artspace <a href="http://iam8bit.com/">iam8bit</a> to catch the opening of their newest collection ‘It’s the ShizNICK!’ (now through May 5th). It features an array of artwork inspired by Nickelodeon shows from the 80s & 90s, and was pretty awesome from top to bottom.</p> <p>Parked outside on the back patio was LudoTruck, a much-lauded LA food truck that dishes out southern staples such as fried chicken, biscuits and coleslaw. While the chicken was good, you’re here for my brutal slaw honesty - so let’s get down to brass tacks!</p> <p>As you can see, it’s a tiny tub of slaw (I guess for $.75, what can you expect?), but it had BIG flavor. More on the savory side, this slaw features red onion and roughly chopped cabbage. I kind of made a mess of eating it because plastic forks are not very good at stabbing into anything, but managed to scarf it all down quite quickly nevertheless. It’s definitely more sophisticated than your average deli slaw, and had the right balance of fresh and savory.</p> <p>4.5 out of 5 cabbage heads.</p> </blockquote>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48732998674http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48732998674Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:15:04 -0400slawblogger<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c09ed99cc1656ab03ec0cda2f1c46cb/tumblr_mlgu6bsUN31s45qofo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jamal has got the right idea, guys. When in doubt, twerk it out. </p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48625925347http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48625925347Mon, 22 Apr 2013 14:31:44 -0400twerk<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/065e1d1e457adb567a8c2937918de997/tumblr_mll4rbKNUN1qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Ferris wheel! (at Mickey’s Fun Wheel)</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48492630014http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48492630014Sat, 20 Apr 2013 23:09:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f3f5139795de79f6aa9856bd318b4777/tumblr_mlj8saw2SE1qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>at iam8bit</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48406209958http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/48406209958Fri, 19 Apr 2013 22:40:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/efea121490c65184ab3b48028869a3d1/tumblr_ml1scfm2fm1qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Some packages have arrived for you @justinsuperstar</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/47626861214http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/47626861214Wed, 10 Apr 2013 12:26:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/175c827dc9bf87dc97b4d6cb0622c940/tumblr_mkukw0TzIz1qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My current view #kindofabigdeal (at Indie Machines HQ)</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/47295862023http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/47295862023Sat, 06 Apr 2013 15:02:23 -0400kindofabigdeal<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da8424dae196611da1135807ccd5c31a/tumblr_mkt6hxyrZN1qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wine times. You know I gotta have that rosé now that its getting warm and spring-y out there.</p> <p>Get your own at <a href="http://www.clubw.com/142836" target="_blank">Club W</a>, fools.</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/47234910687http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/47234910687Fri, 05 Apr 2013 20:53:00 -0400winetempranilloRoséClub W<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ba145633996b3627e5800aff16d6318/tumblr_mklkzkJdn01qz5yjoo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p>You know, it really makes all the work worth it, when you can make a gif of yourself.</p> <p><a href="http://youtu.be/znlCIZ-9ULw" target="_blank">Watch this week’s ep of ‘New & Notable Video Contests’ here!</a></p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/46884288630http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/46884288630Mon, 01 Apr 2013 18:33:00 -0400New and Notablegifpeace out<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a0ccd48606da19044711520a5f08063f/tumblr_mkjedgkze51qz5yjoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Making Easter eggs</p>http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/46773807305http://celebzaredum.tumblr.com/post/46773807305Sun, 31 Mar 2013 14:08:03 -0400