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SPRING BREAKERS TRAILER

I will watch this because ST PETERSBURG/CLEARWATER/TAMPA BAY

Also? Peep those 727 and Florida tats on Franco’s character. 


 

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Happy Hour: The Flamingo

  • 1 oz raspberry syrup
  • 1 oz orange juice
  • 2 oz gin
  • lime twist

Shake the raspberry syrup, OJ and gin, then strain into rocks glass. Garnish with a twist of lime.

I am halfway through a 6-day stay at my parents’ for xmas. Boy, if I ever needed a drink, now is the time! I basically improvised something simple based on what they had on hand. Knowing that I wanted to have a gin base and use the fresh Florida oranges that are in the house, I came up with a recipe online called the ‘hot college girl’ (um, thanks but no thanks), only it called for lemon. I switched out the lemon for orange and then soured it up with a squeeze of lime. Voila!

This drink is super easy to throw back, but I didn’t feel it did much justice to the ingredients we used. While everything was fresh and yummy on their own, together they tasted like a premixed cocktail you’d get on spring break. But, it’ll definitely do the trick, and that’s all I can ask for when 10 of the last 12 hours have been filled with stressing out about last-minute gifts and running all over town.

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Worried about the hurricane heading our way this weekend? Learn everything you need to know about properly preparing for a hurricane in this video that Justin shot during 2004’s Hurricane Charley.

Basic rundown:
1. Shop for food and water. Don’t wait too late or all you’ll have left is Fanta.
2. Fill your tub with water.
3. Stay inside
4. Stock up on candles
5. Get drunk

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I made it out of my teen years in Florida without getting pregnant or contracting AIDS. Not quite sure how that happened, considering I didn’t drink Mt Dew, smoke pot or bleach my ladybits.
Just lucky, I guess!

I made it out of my teen years in Florida without getting pregnant or contracting AIDS. Not quite sure how that happened, considering I didn’t drink Mt Dew, smoke pot or bleach my ladybits.

Just lucky, I guess!

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