newsweek:

jessbennett:

Come on, kids. What happened to good old-fashioned Robitussin?

What are we calling the result of said drinking? “I’m so sanitized…”

“Cough syrup had reached a very sexy point where young people were using it…. We want to be sure this doesn’t take on the same trend.”

LOLWUT

If drinking hand sanitizer ever becomes ‘sexy’, please shoot me in the head.

(Source: latimes)